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 1 – Some breakup can make you steal your mom phone To text your babe “Why are you doing this to my Child” 😂 2 – Having strict parents is funny. Imagine rehearsing how to ask for permission 😂😂😂😂 3– Thieves broke into someone’s house, searched everywhere but found nothing. Out of anger they started flogging the guy telling him to work hard.

  Cristiano Ronaldo, a forward for Manchester United, has spoken to manager Erik ten Hag in person about his desire to leave the organization. On Monday, Ronaldo took a flight back to the UK, and on Tuesday, he met with Ten Hag and other United officials. The 37-year-old is adamant that he will leave the team this summer, but United is adamant that they are not looking to sell. Fabrizio Romano, a football transfer analyst, confirmed this on Wednesday night. Tweeted Romano: “No changes yet for Cristiano Ronaldo situation. Manchester United insist he’s not for sale, Cristiano told ten Hag in the last 24h that he still wants to leave. “His agent Jorge Mendes will try again to find a solution. Waiting strategy on, as last year with Juventus.”

  Alessandro Del Piero, a Juventus and Italy legend, has informed Manchester United that Cristiano Ronaldo is not their only issue. He claimed that the Red Devils are still lacking something. Due to Manchester United's lack of Champions League play in the upcoming season, Ronaldo has informed the club that he wants to depart this summer. The 37-year-old spoke with Erik ten Hag, the club's manager, and other club officials on Tuesday while he was in Manchester to discuss his future with the team. Despite the meeting, the Portuguese international is rumored to have maintained his desire to go, with his agent Jorge Mendes pleading for a loan agreement and a new contract for him. The 37-year-old, who scored 24 goals for the Old Trafford landlords last season, has been linked with a move to Premier League rivals Chelsea, German giants Bayern Munich, first club Sporting Lisbon and Italian side Roma. “I still believe he is an amazing champion with a great mentality,” “He is not in sha

Nasarawa State Government has ordered the immediate closure of both public and private schools across the 13 local government areas of the state, as a proactive step to safeguard the lives of its students. This follows on the heels of security threats across the country, particularly at the Federal Capital Territory (FCT), with the government already in possession of reports suggesting likely security threats in communities within the state, bordering the FCT, such as Gitata and Umaisha. The decision to order the closure of schools across the state was part of the resolution arrived at during an expanded State Executive Council meeting, which took place at the Government House, Lafia on Wednesday. Addressing newsmen after the council meeting, state Commissioner for Education, Mrs Fatu Jimaita Sabo, revealed that, having considered and reviewed the current situation in the country, especially regarding the security threats in the FCT, the state government decided to close both public an

  Godwin Emefiele, the governor of the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN), has been called before the Senate in response to the ongoing currency devaluation. Nigerians have expressed concern over the current parallel market exchange rate of the naira, which ranges between N690 and N700 per dollar. Emefiele was called in as a result of a motion made by Senator Olubunmi Adetunmbi (APC, Ekiti North). Sani Musa, a senator for Niger East, weighed in on the discussion by stating that the naira would appreciate if we consumed what we produced. The senator for Ekiti South, Biodun Olujimi, accused the CBN of shouldering the burden of protecting the naira. Olujimi said: “Most of what is happening is because people are taking out the dollar and selling and bringing them back in — we should be penalising somebody for what has happened to the naira-dollar rate. “The time has come for us to look holistically into what is happening. What is happening to the dollar is a replica of what is happening to Nige

  Nordi Mukiele's transfer from RB Leipzig to Paris Saint-Germain is being hijacked by Chelsea. This summer, the Blues have experienced the agony of being out-punched a few times. However, the Stamford Bridge club now intends to exact that revenge on PSG. Santi Aouna of Foot Mercato reports that Chelsea has made a last-minute offer for Mukiele. In exchange for the defender, the west London club is willing to provide Timo Werner, a former favorite at Leipzig. After a £13 million contract had been reached with the Bundesliga club, Mukiele appeared destined for PSG. The 24-year-old center-back is expected to join the French Ligue 1 winners this week despite the competition, it is stated.

During a training session, Lionel Messi and Sergio Ramos of Paris Saint-Germain were seen on camera engaging in a heated argument. Ramos and Messi used to compete against one another in LaLiga's Clasico division, and their most recent match brought back memories of their time at Barcelona and Real Madrid, respectively. Messi made a pass past Ramos during a drill while the team was in Japan for preseason training. The ball was smashed into the bottom corner, leaving the Argentine unimpressed. Ramos dealt no lasting damage to Messi because of his fast feet, which allowed him to avoid harsh contact.

  Le Devoir, a French newspaper published and syndicated in Canada, has reported that the singer won't be doing a performance at the Festival's final closing ceremony on Sunday. Yemi Alade, a well-known Nigerian artist, and her band were denied visas to Canada due to concerns that they might not be allowed to leave the country following their performance. Le Devoir, a French newspaper published and syndicated in Canada, has reported that the singer won't be doing a performance at the Festival's final closing ceremony on Sunday. The 33-year-old Afropop musician is reportedly one of the Festival international Nuits d'Afrique's headliners. The festival's co-founder, Suzanne Rousseau, commented on the development, stating that the visa denial was brought on by budgetary constraints and concerns that the group wouldn't depart Canada. Finally, she claimed, "we received a response saying the artists were rejected, saying they needed to certify that they ha

 Christophe Galtier, the new manager of Paris Saint-Germain, has prohibited the club's players, including Lionel Messi, Kylian Mbappe, and Neymar, from using cellphones in the club canteen. This, according to Marca, is a requirement of the club's new rigorous guidelines that aim to restore discipline. Last season, the Ligue 1 giants had a poor Champions League season, which resulted in Mauricio Pochettino's dismissal. With Christophe Galtier in his place. PSG is now in Japan getting ready for the upcoming campaign and adjusting to their new coach's tactics and style of operation. And now Marca says that Galtier has banned cell phone use during players' breakfast and lunch in an effort to strengthen the team. The manager has also directed all players to have their meals together at the club’s Camp des Loges and this is to avoid any cliques emerging. Also the players will not report to training by anything more than 8:30 and 8:45 and will be sent home for lateness wit

  Paul Merson, a former player for Arsenal, has listed his top five picks for the 2022–23 UEFA Champions League champions. Recall that Real Madrid defeated Liverpool in the Champions League final in Paris to win the competition the previous year. The solitary goal of the game was scored by Vinicius Jr., giving the LaLiga winners their 14th Champions League crown. Merson, however, thinks that Bayern Munich, Chelsea, Liverpool, Manchester City, and Barcelona are the top five teams that can defeat Real Madrid and win the Champions League this season. I just can't comprehend what they [Real Madrid] did last season, he admitted to Sportskeeda. Or did they just happen to be lucky? They were effectively out of the competition three times in the knockout stages against PSG, Chelsea and Manchester City but managed to defy the odds each time, while they prevailed in the final despite Liverpool playing better football and creating better chances.” He added, “I have a feeling we’ll see an all-